If the world worked according to the rules of horror films, we’d be doomed. All the stupid people alive now would be dead due to, well, their own gibbering stupidity, while all of our technology would cease to function at the exact moment we needed it most. Don’t believe me? Check up the above video – an impressive collection of cringe-worthy “Damn! No reception!” horror clichés from the past decade.
No doubt that with the ubiquity of smart phones, soon horror films will be crammed with slack-jawed American teenagers screaming out “Oh my God, it’s deleted the Internet!” and “Oh sweet fancy Moses, he’s killing my Facebook friends off one by one!”
Seriously. Just you wait.
